Adult Onset Momentary Illiteracy Disorder
AOMID (Adult Onset Momentary Illiteracy Disorder), is a relatively common condition which manifests when a person is confronted with a software error message which is outside the normal scope of software package installation or use, and is often characterised by fervid calls to some form of production level support after being unable to decipher the simplest of error messages.
It most commonly affects members of the population who use computers for extended periods of time, with the worst cases being identified in junior field consultants, although it has been known to affect intermediate and advanced consultants as well depending on factors known as “work ethic” and “job satisfaction”. Unfortunately, in certain environments these two factors can lead to a third condition, known as PCT, or “premature career termination”, in which case AOMID is the least of the patient’s troubles.
There is no known cure for AOMID, however promotion to a position where no further internal escalation is possible has been known to reduce the symptoms of AOMID and force the sufferer to try and control the condition. Side-effects of this approach more often than not include chronic anxiety, various stress disorders and violent outbursts akin to Tourette’s Syndrome. The combination of these three conditions is often referred to by professionals as “next-tier support” (NTS).
Some of those afflicted by AOMID have claimed to have found a cure for this condition in the shape of something known as “Google”, however this has been widely regarded as an elaborate hoax due to the sheer volume of NTS cases being reported locally and abroad.
If you know someone affected by AOMID, please do not approach them as they are known to be incredibly volatile when confronted while in the throws of this condition. Trying to reason with the patient will only result in frustration, embarrassment, and possible onset of NTS.
If you know of a cure, or at least something to lessen the blow, or even a humorous anecdote regarding AOMID, please let us know via the contact form below. Your expedient response is appreciated, and will help in the fight to bring AOMID to a peaceful end.
